Quotes

I am the mediator between myself and the world; sometimes part of me wishes I could cut out the middleman.

Beware vanity, lest you hyperventilate.

I don’t dislike idealists; I just wish they’d be more down to earth.

The best men keep going.

The best men climb mountains without ever leaving their knees

Without means to embark on adventure, my pencil is my plane; yet upon ambulatory opportunity, such a stick would be used for walking.

All I want for Christmas is a fanny pack and six ounces of the answer no.