I’m have no idea what I’m going to write about
zero
It’s a complete mystery at the moment
I wonder how many articles that I write in the future will start like this
fun thought
well
what’s up with you?
If you’re reading this, you’re a person
I’d assume
maybe a shockingly intelligent ape or elephant of some sort
at the very least
an intermediate link
Here are a couple things that I’m thinking at the moment
actually three
because I just realized I’m tired of the word “first”
as for the thought directly following the one I initially expounded on the line above this,
I really need to read a dictionary consistently
my vocabulary is… grieving, at best
tragic, really
my lack of word savvy, sadly
and the pain has me, badly
every time I attempt to write something precise
and epic
what else
the last thought
the one after that which followed the initial one
and before the one which I am sure might exist sooner or later
Is you
my reader
If I start writing without a premeditated topic or idea or problem to tackle,
then my audience becomes numbered among my immediate thoughts
aaand here’s the thought that I figured would come into existence at some point:
I should try to write sentences without using key words that are commonplace for communicating whatever idea it is about which I am composing the sentence
So, what’s up with you?
Assuming you are a person
A Homo Sapiens person, that is
which is the most ironic classification ever seeing as how this whole blog is mostly me lamenting the elusivity of knowledge
Homo stultus, better yet
I don’t think I’m clever by the way
It’s almost painful to make that joke because so many nerds everywhere have undoubtedly thought of it
Anyways, my query stands as such:
Can I solve your problem without knowing who you are or what the nature of your dilemma is?
Hmm
Hop on the advice train!
Choo choo, you little twit
Sorry. I shouldn’t make light of your problems
Unless making light means solving them
At this point I feel a duty to succeed in this odd endeavor as this article has been a complete waste of your time otherwise
So, problem.
Yeah no I don’t feel like doing this
The Wise Ry Guy 