Phil the pedestrian is often bored
So he walks around town, talking to different people
He usually just meets the same old people over and over again
Sometimes he even thinks he’s met them all
But he still talks to them
All of the discussions he has sound kinda petty, but he sees something deeper
Here are some of the people Phil runs into on his walk down Life Way:
– Chris and Cathy
Cathy is usually wherever Chris is
Chris isn’t in love…
He just puts up with her
Cathy thinks they’re soul mates or something
Chris also has a lot of inner turmoil
Phil understands that feeling
– Abby
Abby hangs out in slums and dark alleyways
She is very bossy
People only listen to her when life has stolen their conscience from them
– Joseph
Everyone makes fun of him
– Polly
Everyone is always judging her
But we pretend to like her, so it’s okay
She’s always involved in some huge drama though
Lastly,
– Hussein
Hussein isn’t who you’d think he is
He doesn’t specialize in bombs or anything
He has a cute, little garden in his backyard
Basically all he does is gardening
But he won’t let anyone, including himself, eat the vegetables and fruits that he grows
So now we pretty much don’t listen to anything he says
Also, if he tells you he will do something…
Don’t hold your breath
The Wise Ry Guy 